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Beta​-​Man, Dan

by Dan Calrissian

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1.
(Clip From Batman 1989) (Dan) It's Peter Parker and the Ultimate, Miles Morales/ Suit from 2099, sipping on the chalice/ Dan Man got the Biz call me Superboy Prime/ At the spoon eating Ramen with a hint of lime/ I am the pillar of shine, bats crack at the tip of the spine/ Talk smack? turn you niggas to a shrine, imma do it record time/ Its Kirk and Spock, we hearse the block, its no shock/ Descendant of 'Pac, but got the Biggie style/ Put on trial, I'm ready to die/ A nigga fell from the stars and he wants to get back/ I keep a beetle on the shoulder blades, geared to attack/ I'm colored blue with an arsenal to kill the society/ League with variety, they never hired me, I got the dynasty, give me privacy/ Based boy but I watch the world silently/ A pretty nigga on the track hit you with the boom bap/ Its Bill but no Bootstrap/ Turner doesn't get the Will, Jack never got the shills/ Pint of rum be the suicide pill/ Its Gainesville, Killer Croc, bitch I'm swimming with the gills let him flock/ I hit the spirit bomb, its Earthbound, the Black Ness, its knees to the chest, man we do it the best/ (Hook x2) I said the Dan Man, Cometh for you hoes and/ We just be them Joe's and/ We just got you froze/ (Bizzaro) On since 1997, reping Chi-Town, Nikes and I'm Guessing/ That you never heard of these kids, mic checking/ Always in my room, bumping tunes, MF DOOM/ I'm guessing, y'all wont mind stepping aside, I'm pushing my mind, the kush is entwined cause I'm faded/ Pupils dilated, genius hides inside my brain, my ID lies about my name homie, you can call me Bizzy now/ Wish we wasn't what we is but since we is you know I gotta get her titties out/ Make the homie Biggie proud/ And she the baddest with it, so I take her coast to coast and then I cross her up like Magic with it, BOOM/ Shazam! Clap, for the man that demands that you hand him the mother fucking damn sash/ Its the Dan Cal, throw your hands out/ And duck and cover cause we coming for your mans OUT/ Hook x2) I said the Dan Man, cometh for you hoes and/ We just be them Joe's and/ We just got you froze/
2.
(Dan) I am the man with the plan for domination but the gem was never found, the captain wears the crown/ Leave him with a frown, shut him down, stroll the town meet him on the mound throw him to the ground/ Pummel his face, I'm going yard calling shots I'm The Great Bambino/ That trap shit placebo, dapper in the bowtie, no tuxedo/ Travel to Toledo, nah Vegas, gonna hit casino's/ I be the rootinest, tootinest, loot some shit, mute that bitch, stab him till the blood stops showing/ Cops start showing, Beta-Man glowing/ Dan with the clan, big blunts stay blowing/ (Hook x2) All my niggas do the illest shit, kill a bitch/ God damn nigga rich, tell me are you feeling this?/ (Dan) And I aint fucking with them fake niggas, nah/ And I aint fucking with them snake niggas, nah/ Dan Man the intellectual, no vegetebles/ Packing testicles, shout out Spiff/ Super Saiyan for the black Spider-Man, Miles Morales/ I'm bringing the malice, claws metallic/ Mjolnir be the mallet..heh.. y'all niggas aint worthy/ Come to me and i'll prevent the scurvy, you heard me/ I am the man with the plan for domination, travel to the Toshi Station/ Dan Man the new creation...all my niggas do the illest shit/ Beta-Man, with a vendetta for cheddar, keep it clever, Kronk wrong lever/ I'm a god of the burbs, say you want to race in a pod? that's absurd/ Sky walking on you niggas imma take you to the Fett, Carbonite, leave you in a palace freezing for death, yes/ (Hookx2) All my niggas do the illest shit, kill a bitch/ God damn nigga rich, tell me are you feeling this?/ (Outro) And you know Dan just came to run the town, shut it down/ We be them niggas don't care what you say, getting paid/ And from that stone you know I pulled the sword, instant lord/ And welcome all into the Beta-Man, call me Dan/
3.
(Dan) Scotty beam me down, bout to start a ruckus/ I'm coming strapped, phaser gat/ Wealthy nigga that's a fact, double back/ Star Child surfing on that pipeline/ Mr. Miller's second return, the meetings adjourned/ You niggas aint concern, better learn from the Dan/ Aint fucking with your mans, imma sit back on these xans/ Dan Cal got them jams for them Gays and them Trans/ Silence all these Lambs, Mr. Lector/ Got that top agent inspector, GO GO!/ Got them gadgets in the sun colored gray/ Strike them matches, swisher straight to the face/ God claiming BASED, we just be them pretty niggas/ Small interface, Henny be that choice of liquor/ Ay, you're gonna carry that weight sir/ The space cowboy and the jacket is straight fur/ It's Beta-Man, only ever hated man/ Imma be the greater man/ Call me? Text you later, fam/ Pointing fingers aint gon' stop me from my journey/ They gon' place me first in tourney/ And your thought of law? That shit I call it Murphy/ Take it interstellar, put you in the cellar/ Old man yeller, not my elder, locals better take shelter, yea/ Cause Dan is bout to, BANG/ Used to trap bitch, yes I SLANGED/ Aint no nuisance, burbanite but I cant fuck with doofus, DANG/ And CulaZen? He bring that magical pen/ We be them wise men, now listen to my friend/ (CulaZen) It's the Dan Man and Boy Zen Wonder/ Coming under your ship, and leaving your crew plundered/ And beat them till they hear sun up, I'm tearing shit call the plumber/ They ask for the thunder and they receiving the rain/ Wish for anymore than that and all life will bring you is pain/ Everyone learns lean in too close roasts yourself on the flame/ But nobody seems to remember that I am touching the skin of the hip on boy who's a G, barely adamant with that thang/ And you know that ill let it all out, Brrrah Bah Bah BANG/ All hell brakes loose now who you call to save day? CZ and Dan, ay!/ But really though, you so silly bro/ Dan might set his shit to stun but my phaser kill switch is on/ Definite and I'm killing slow, killing slow killing slow/ (Outro) Killing slow, yeah I'm killing slow/ Killing slow, killing slow/ Go, go, phasers set because I'm killing slow/ Killing, k-k-killing, k-k-killing slow/
4.
(Dan) Let me tell you bout a man from the land, Oak Park and his name is Dan Cal/ Surfing on the crowds, and he's got the style/ On his second trial, here to stay for the while/ Back with the strap, imma set it to kill/ And if you niggas want to snitch? You can say it was Bill/ Swing hard with these Bats son, I stay screaming Shazam!/ God Damn what a wonderful man, moon walking in the vans/ Dan with the plans, competition bland but my niggas be the clan/ Ranger in space, Dan Cal stay rolling up the face, keep it blank/ All you hoes stank, say I'm throwing shade?/ Well I don't really care, if the boot fits nigga lace up with them hares/ Shout out to the pears, I be sucking on the peach/ Dan Cal, take a pic if you catch him at the beach/ Keynote speech, its Barack Calrissian/ Them niggas want him dead tried killing him/ The Beta-Man just stay milling them/ Niggas probably thinking that I'm grilling them/ (Bridge) Beta-Man, Beta-Man, Beta-Man (Hook x2) I said the Dan Man cometh, yes/ You can join him on his quest/ If you think that you're the best then imma put you to the test/ (Dan) Dan Man done cometh again yes, BASED traveler, space ambassador/ Eyes closed trying to find my Zen, blessed, supreme chancellor setting up the massacre/ I be that nigga with the Midichlori, bring balance to the force, yeah that be the story/ Forever trapped inside my laboratory I think I should've went to Montessori/ I got that genius intellect, with the specs, don't try and vex/ Pull up? Imma hit them with that Jimmer Ferdette, to perplex/ I be the captain of celestials, Dan Cal bestial/ Niggas mad cause he threw them off the pedestal/ Keep it skeletal, dead man walking/ Next goal to meet the late great Hawking/ (Outro) We just be them chosen children posted on that block, that's no shock/ Keep my name up out your mouth if not then you can go down south/ Bitch made, hoping I don't catch them with that fade/ Imma slice them down, go to town with no frown/ Chilling with that cup of Joe, dead parent laying on the alley way floor/ Nigga in the night dressed up as the bat, go the clown face on/ Dan Cal is about to attack/
5.
(Intro) They say that niggas realm is outer space/ He so damn livid man, I think its cause that niggas BASED/ To the face, yeah that boy stay chiefing/ Fuck with me and now I'm gonna have to start reaping/ (Dan) I said the Dan Man cometh with his enterprise,phaser strapped/ Always on attack, never lack, that's a fact/ Making first contact with them Klingons/ I set my shit to kill, stepping over peons/ Corpse decay, getting layed by a foreign chick/ Talking planets, you niggas gon' stay with that trifling bitch/ Captain on the bridge, Kirk be the last name/ Pearlies on the neck, silver be that sacred chain/ I'm dog fighting, hope I don't catch the TIE/ I'm star destroying with torpedo's man nim just passing time/ And I'm gon' fly across the nebulous, searching for that nemesis/ Kirk with intelligence, Dan fucking eloquent/ (CulaZen) Aw man, that dude Dan is a lame (Dan) Fuck them fake niggas, scotty beam me down/ 7 rounds, y'all cant see the god/ Your whole perception flawed, presence in this world is flawed/ Dan be the outlaw, got that southpaw/ I'm going light speed on that borealis, Arnold Palmer be the chalice/ Yes, follow alice. I'm talking rabbit holes/ Catch me with that pot of gold/ Surfing down that bow of rain, Dan Cal bring the pain/ Them niggas think that they on, well imma chill inside my cruiser till this planet is gone/ Your soul protecter on vacation/ Mongul sitting out there waiting, finna bring the war to you/ Your whole defense is esque, bitch/ (Bridge) Dan Cal shining bright!/ Super stardom, man his shit is tight!/ When talking icons you can put him next to Wilbur Wright/ Hit that warp drive nigga/ (Skit) Now let me say this one time and one time only, don't fuck with this nigga. Dan Calrissian. He'll take your bones and use them on silver platters nigga! He'll chop you up and feed you to your parents nigga, I don't understand this nigga! So, we just gon sit back and vibe with this nigga, so getcha swishers and your grams and roll up that face. Cause we bout to light shit up nigga. Dan Calrissian. (Dan) King of celestials, Dan Cal yes he is/ Coming for my rightful throne, out my chair stupid bitch/ Dressing crisp, Dan Cal captain of the Milky Way/ Rolling up them Masters, Sputnik straight to the face/
6.
(Dan) Hey, let me take you to my realm/ You better go and get the film/ I be the captain sitting at the helm/ Stranded in the darkness got my shields up/ Posted with that dutch, Dan Cal aint nonesuch/ Give me bands now, I aint even asking much/ And Dandy is no more, I drowned him by the shore/ And you can keep your whore, I'm out here laying spores/ Lotta self diagnosed pretentious hoes and all you niggas mad cause the Dan is the centerfold/ Nigga that shit's dead, mother fucker don't tread/ Imma hit you with that lead I'm on my 21, 21, 21 savage, balling with the mavericks/ You gon' carry baggage, nigga you a faggot/ Cause ive been over that shit, Lil-Uzi Dan cause the solar eclipse/ I'm cooling with the pan and you know I'm chefing in this bitch/ Light it with a PK real swift/ Bowstaff? Tim Drake on the shift/ Rorschach's on the face stay crisp/ Flashback? Barry Allen with the mist/ (Star Trek Original Series Intro) (Dan) Rest In Paradise Mr. Nimoy, we need some ledger domain if Dan Cal is gonna score/ Standing at the front door, let a nigga in. Beta-Man, Dan for the wins/ Call me Lucifer, I be the king of all sins/ Nigga you a has been, its my time to shine/ Flowing on the rhine giving goosebumps, R.L. Stine/ Im just searching for my bloodline/ 20 years without an open line, are they walking this earth or did they flat line?/ Fuck it, I'm their only legacy, Kal-El be the chemistry/ (Outro) Now tewll me, hey baby wont you let me be your Beta-Man?/ If you want to take a trip then I advise you take my hand/ We 'gon zeta out to Raan, I know that shit sounds kinda strange/ If you aint 'gon take some risk then I don't expect shit to change/.

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released October 29, 2016

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